Abs are made in the gym, but revealed in the kitchen.
Wes Mantooth
Your awesome Tagline
Anonymous asked:
who are you?
That, is the right question.
Well, you all know that I am a pacifist, which means I am not interested in war - in any way. But when the revolution comes I will have to destroy you all … not you, Joey.
- Pheebs
I mean, one day you’re Dr. Drake Ramoray. The next day you’re eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
-Joey
Pivot, pivot!
- Ross
- Joey: But it is odd how a woman’s purse looks so good on me, a man!
- Rachel: Exactly! Unisex!
- Joey: Psh! Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
- Rachel: No, no, Joey! U-N-I-sex.
- Joey: Well! Ain’t gonna say “no” to that!
Knock-knock. Who’s there? Ross Geller’s lunch. Ross Geller’s lunch who? Ross Geller’s lunch; please don’t take me, ok?
-Red Ross
Come on, Chandler. Ross is our friend and he needs us right now. So why don’t you be a grownup and come watch some TV in the fort?
- Joey
Yeah, you fogged Danny.
- Joey
All right, I’m just going to ask you this one time. Whatever you say, I’ll believe you. Were you or were you not on a gay cruise?
- Joey
